Clown Disco presents

Say “Dauphinoise”

I'm Sean, and I'm on a mission to get 1,000 people to say Dauphinoise. Once in your normal voice. Once in an accent, character or language of your choice.

Add your first name

Name. Just the first one. We're not the tax office.

Your first name Where are you from? (Optional)

Just the country. Not your address. We're not the postman.

Say Dauphinoise normally.

Press and hold the big button and say “Dauphinoise” in your everyday voice, like a sensible person.

Hold. Speak. Try not to ruin it. (5 seconds max.)

Now say it a different way.

In an accent, a character, or another language. Posh butler, pirate, robot, French waiter, Danish, or one you've made up. Commit.

Hold. Speak. Be less you. (5 seconds max.)

Happy with those?

Have one last listen to your recordings.

Normal

Different way

Yes, I'm happy for you to store my name, my recordings and my country (if I chose one). If the recordings are approved, anyone can listen to them on this site.

Happy? Be honest. We're not your therapist.

Everything gets listened to before it goes on the site.

Slicing potatoes…

Sending your Dauphinoise. Don't close this.

All done. Thanks. You did good.

★ Certificate of Dauphinoise ★

This certifies that

has said Dauphinoise, twice, in public.
Once normally. Once not.

Signed: Sean

Issued by Clown Disco

Screenshot it. Show off.

Keep your recordings

They're yours. Save them now, because they vanish when you leave this page.

⬇ Save normal ⬇ Save different way

Sean will have a listen. If it passes, it'll turn up in the gallery.

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